26 August 2008
By DizzyG
In Crazy Dreams
The receptionist told me to meet Mr. X over near the lockers to my left. I wandered on over to the locker area but nobody was around. The lockers in front of me were the gym locker room stacked type, two high/half height and pretty narrow. Like something out of a James Bond spoof, the top half of the locker opened up and on it sat a serious looking man in a suit, he was very cramped on that tiny little locker and the only way he would have fit in this locker would be in a dream.
The man called me over by name but never introduced himself. He took my picture with a camera/pen super spy device and pulled a sea foam green ID card with my picture and some numbers printed out on it from his shirt pocket. I have to assume his shirt was also an ID card printer super spy device. I don’t remember exactly why but I headed to the 3rd floor to do something, probably to figure put payroll.
The third floor was a cubicle farm but the back wall was a wok cooking up all sorts of wokable foods. For some reason Jaxon was with me so he noticed the flame from the wok and yelled “fire fire!” His voice sounded like he had a megaphone and an alarm started going off at which time everyone got up and ran out.
We took our time heading out because we knew there was no fire. By the time we made our way down the stairwell to the first floor, everyone had pretty much cleared out. The stairwell was pretty odd, it was located in the middle of the building but once you were in it you were outside with palm trees, picture a Florida condo stairway.
I was stopped by security, now alone again, and asked for my ID. They held it up to a giant color pattern to match my ID card to a color on the chart. Each color had a description next to it like “accounting” to show where a person with each color badge belonged. I don’t know why but I was very nervous about this. They found a match for sea foam green and all it said was “locker 5″
I headed on over to locker 5 and found a combination lock and something that looked like a credit card reader. I swiped my card and the locker popped open. Inside was a mini automatic gun and a speaker, as I bent down to look inside I saw that the gun pointed onto a 2 or 3 story shooting range with targets all over it. They were really far away but it looked interesting. Way up at the top Mr. X was standing and said something about seeing what I’ve got.
I took aim and scattered bullets (more like pellet gun pellets) all over the closest target, I heard a group of people laughing and mocking my accuracy so I shot some more. I made all head shots on 2 other targets, shot a smiley face on the head of another and then my masterpiece, I added boobs and a penis to another target, like a middle school kid with a magic market at an art gallery.
Everyone rejoiced and the speaker next to my head that Mr. X spoke through now played “we can dance if we want to” ended up it was the alarm clock.
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04 August 2008
By DizzyG
In Brooke says
It was a pretty good weekend, did some wakeboarding, swimming, home repairs, boat modifications, computer support and nearly relaxed. If fixed/replaced the cartridge in my parents sink which went as well as I’d expect never having done it before. Sure hot and cold were swapped and the handle was on backward, I fixed all of that right away, it wasn’t too horrible once we got hold of the right Allen wrench and re sink/faucet is fixed.
I spent a solid hour, maybe more, fixing my aunts computer to find it could have been fixed in under a minute. Ended up being a pesky “halt all Internet traffic” check box. Ugh
I got my bell rung really good on my last Wakeboard run Sunday. I tried to throw a backside 180 late thinking it would prevent me from throwing it early and not clearing the wake. This resulted in a fantastic back edge catch that left me hurting, gasping for air and slightly confused. It felt similar to my concussion a few years ago, luckily that feeling went away within a couple of minutes. My neck, back and glands are still sore…I don’t regret the attempt and will try one this weekend so I’m boy gun shy about it.
I also threw a monster scarecrow early into my first run Saturday and as soon as I landed u was sure somethi g broke in my leg. It turned out to be an instant shin splint, worse I have ever felt. It was only tender the next day, but I have never had one come on that fast and strong before. I tossed the handle and didn’t have any hope on riding again that day. Ouch!!!
Jaxon eating a Ho-Ho for ya
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02 August 2008
By DizzyG
In Brooke says
This is how Boobsie sleeps at night, nothing like a cat’s butt in your face.
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30 July 2008
By DizzyG
In Brooke says
This past weekend was the tie up that happens every July on Okauchee Lake. This event happens every year and has for a long time now. It varies in size and craziness and I’d have to say this year was on the small and tame end of that. Why am I writing about it? Maybe it was the fact that there were over 25 cop boats on the lake and allegedly there were undercover/plain clothes cops in the middle of it.
We saw cops everywhere we looked, stopping anyone and everyone they could. If you know the lake, there are really only 2 boat launches people use and you have to go down a long channel to get to them. They didn’t let anyone go down the channel without being stopped. They stopped one I my friends in a pontoon boat who hadn’t been drinking at all. Pulled over and a full safety check for “the letters and numbers on the registration are a little too close.” I can’t even imagine what others got stopped for. After the sirens and lights on the lake quieted and the sub dropped below the horizon, they started pulling people over on the roads. I’m willing to bet most of those people were towing boats, easy pickings.
This sort of thing happens on other lakes every weekend on a far larger scale without this amount of police presence, thanks for trying to squash the party again guys!
Jaxon’s little butt did this to Scooba Steve, be glad you didn’t try to squash his party!
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30 July 2008
By DizzyG
In Brooke says
I like to think that now that I can update things from my iPhone, that I will actually update more often. I know that I’ve said this before, but this may really be the time it happens.
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29 July 2008
By DizzyG
In Brooke says
